So I have been told, on more than one occasion, by more than one of my immediate family members that I am the grumpy old troll. I would like to use this time to bring up my grievances with this.
If you are unfamiliar with Dora, first of all mazel tov. Second of all here is a video so you know what in the world I am talking about.
Reason number one I can't possibly be the G.O.T. - I do not have a HUMONGOUS beard and mustache. I mean really folks? I may be Italian, but not THAT Italian.
Just because I use jazz hands on a regular basis is no reason to call me names. You know your life may be a heck of a lot more fun if you incorporated more jazz hands into your routine. Nothing says I love packing lunches like a little jazz hands.
Barking, "Who's there?" is an absolutely NORMAL response when someone tries to cross your bridge. Don't hate.
Everyone enjoys a jolly riddle. Especially one that's stupidly easy. Give me a break.
I'll concede that I do most of the time wear a menacing scowl and sing songs that have the distinct undercurrent of murder. One point for you guys.
So in conclusion, contrary to popular belief I am not the grumpy old troll, just maybe grumpy with a touch of flair. Move on.
If you are unfamiliar with Dora, first of all mazel tov. Second of all here is a video so you know what in the world I am talking about.
Just because I use jazz hands on a regular basis is no reason to call me names. You know your life may be a heck of a lot more fun if you incorporated more jazz hands into your routine. Nothing says I love packing lunches like a little jazz hands.
Barking, "Who's there?" is an absolutely NORMAL response when someone tries to cross your bridge. Don't hate.
Everyone enjoys a jolly riddle. Especially one that's stupidly easy. Give me a break.
I'll concede that I do most of the time wear a menacing scowl and sing songs that have the distinct undercurrent of murder. One point for you guys.
So in conclusion, contrary to popular belief I am not the grumpy old troll, just maybe grumpy with a touch of flair. Move on.
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