More Things That are True

The sore throat and plugged sinuses have me here praying for sweet death. So anything I say can be easily attributed by my hideous mood.

~Bruno Mars is awful. He is super talented, but he knows it. He thinks he is the best. ERRONEOUS.

~My kids are so lovely. They are awesome.

~Today my kids are crying, a lot. I am not lying Jack has been crying for like 2 hours now. YAY!

~Turkey a la king is amazing. It makes me so happy. The wonderful taste and texture make me VERY glad sweet death has not come just yet.

~Cinnamon Toast Crunch is not a good idea when you have strep throat. TRUTH.

~People who are still eating cantaloupe are dumb. IT HAS KILLED PEOPLE. You don't see people running around eating arsenic right?

~Waiting for a child's blood test results is excruciating. The thought of something happening to one of my kids cripples me.

~My Husband is sent directly from God. He let me sleep in this morning. He has fed and taken care of the children all morning. THANK YOU JASON!

~I wish we had a dog so that I didn't have to sweep after every meal. Every toddler should come with a puppy.

~When I am queen of the world everyone will nap from 12-2 every afternoon.

~Ice cream is better than antibiotics.

This concludes this morning's, hopped up on meds, version of things that are true. Feel free to add your selections in the comment section. I would be glad to hear what's true for you.