I'm disappointed in you Dora.
Today Dora had to have help to find a bag containing the sun. You read that correctly, the actual SUN was in a bag. Let's talk about why this is a physical impossibility. First of all anyone who got close enough to "bag the sun" would be instantaneously burned. Secondly, even if they managed to get it into a bag, it would burn right through the bag. Not to mention that the whole thing fit right into her snarky little backpack.
This is a disappointment to me because the facts on Dora are usually spot on. Monkeys definitely wear boots and dance and sing. Iguanas always walk on two feet, talk, and ride horses. Backpacks come to life. Maps have a conscience mind. And there would be no problem staying upright if your football shaped head was three times the size of your body. So this lapse in fact checking is greatly disturbing. It's accuracy almost reminds me of Fox News.
So I will try to carry on with my Monday carrying the crushing load of disappointment from this, the one cartoon I thought I could trust.
Today Dora had to have help to find a bag containing the sun. You read that correctly, the actual SUN was in a bag. Let's talk about why this is a physical impossibility. First of all anyone who got close enough to "bag the sun" would be instantaneously burned. Secondly, even if they managed to get it into a bag, it would burn right through the bag. Not to mention that the whole thing fit right into her snarky little backpack.
This is a disappointment to me because the facts on Dora are usually spot on. Monkeys definitely wear boots and dance and sing. Iguanas always walk on two feet, talk, and ride horses. Backpacks come to life. Maps have a conscience mind. And there would be no problem staying upright if your football shaped head was three times the size of your body. So this lapse in fact checking is greatly disturbing. It's accuracy almost reminds me of Fox News.
So I will try to carry on with my Monday carrying the crushing load of disappointment from this, the one cartoon I thought I could trust.
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