Seriously? You are going to attack two fellow women by accusing them of attacking you? Here's a newsflash for you darling *you weren't the only one they poked fun of that night*. I know this may be a shock to you because you are just now learning that there are other people existing in the universe, but there is. And they took the jokes with stride. Why? Because that's what the hosts of these award shows get paid to do. The other "butts of the joke" laughed at themselves and applauded Tina and Amy for their clever writing skills and their impeccable humor. That's why people like me, yes I exist too take a second and adjust, like them better than I like you. You don't know how to take a joke.
While we are talking can I just point one little thing out? If you're only going to write songs about your tattered love life you can not whine when people point out that you only write songs about your tattered love life. They are just stating facts. And if you choose to date high profile lads and then write break up songs about them people are going to pay attention to that fact. I'm just going to add in here that Adele could write a better break up song in her sleep than you could in 6 years with 12 collaborators, deal with it.
Another fact you might want to start digesting is that you are quickly being fazed out by musicians with serious talent. Not fluff and unicorn farts, but serious God given talent. I feel that the world is swiftly (ha) growing tired of your gimmick and your days of being relevant are numbered. Soon you'll just be another girl who used to sing songs once.
I am fully aware that you believe that I am going to "a special place in hell" now because I have not "helped" my fellow woman, but you know what? I'm good with that.
Kisses,
Sara
While we are talking can I just point one little thing out? If you're only going to write songs about your tattered love life you can not whine when people point out that you only write songs about your tattered love life. They are just stating facts. And if you choose to date high profile lads and then write break up songs about them people are going to pay attention to that fact. I'm just going to add in here that Adele could write a better break up song in her sleep than you could in 6 years with 12 collaborators, deal with it.
Another fact you might want to start digesting is that you are quickly being fazed out by musicians with serious talent. Not fluff and unicorn farts, but serious God given talent. I feel that the world is swiftly (ha) growing tired of your gimmick and your days of being relevant are numbered. Soon you'll just be another girl who used to sing songs once.
I am fully aware that you believe that I am going to "a special place in hell" now because I have not "helped" my fellow woman, but you know what? I'm good with that.
Kisses,
Sara
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