Monday, November 26, 2012

True Things: The Next Chapter of Crazy

It's been awhile, so I thought it might be time for another episode of true things....

~ I love Bing Crosby. His voice is like milk and honey. If I met him on the street I would kiss him on the cheek. Ok maybe not if I met him like today, because that might be a sign of the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

~ I have never one time, EVER, listened to a Justin Bieber song. I don't plan to start either.

~ Snow is my favorite.

~ Will Ferrell has to be one of the funniest men alive. I will fight you to the death if you choose to try and argue this one.

~  People in the television industry think that the general public is stupid.

~ Target is better than Walmart any day of the week.

~ In the last week I have caught myself muting commercials, going to bed before 9, and telling my kids about my childhood to try to make them thankful for theirs. So this truth is indisputable, I AM OLD.

~ I have spent hours trying to find my daughter's lovey "blue bear" this last week. Before I had kids I used to read, now I search for stuffed animals.

~ As I get older holidays with my extended family have become very important. Thanksgiving was a lovely day of witty repartee and memories relived. Warm and snuggly.

~ I turn into a rage monster once a month. My family will vouch for this one. I am afraid one of these times I will *actually* behead one of the people I always threaten to in my head. Yeah I'm looking at you Walmart cashier!

~ I need anger management classes. Bad.

That's all I've got for now. What's true with you?

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