Really 5 year old kid??!!??
Did you really have to spit directly into my face as I was talking with my mouth open?!? Really?!?
Was it that enticing to see Bailey's Mom freak right out?!? REALLY?!?
Never have I ever lost my mental crap in front of children the way I did today. I BARELY stopped short of drinking the GermX. Really.
I can't even let my mind wander to think about the petri dish that could be my mouth right now. Blech!
Sorry for the outpouring of crazy, but I could keep it inside no longer. Really.
Did you really have to spit directly into my face as I was talking with my mouth open?!? Really?!?
Was it that enticing to see Bailey's Mom freak right out?!? REALLY?!?
Never have I ever lost my mental crap in front of children the way I did today. I BARELY stopped short of drinking the GermX. Really.
I can't even let my mind wander to think about the petri dish that could be my mouth right now. Blech!
Sorry for the outpouring of crazy, but I could keep it inside no longer. Really.
I feel for you.
ReplyDeleteLast night I had to take my 8 year old to anxiety therapy as it seems I have shared my phobia. Anyway, I had to sit by and not say a word while she ate sushi, touched a whole bunch of stuff at the shopping centre and then ate without washing her hands and then to top it off she ate a lolly after dropping it on the floor. ARGH - nearly drove me nuts but if I can help her avoid becoming as crazy as me then I'll do it.
Didn't stop me using hand sanitizer every time she turned her back though :)
Oh my word you are so brave to endure! LOL Proud of you! My oldest is getting my fear too. I am interested in learning more about your daughter's therapy if you are willing to share.
DeleteMy son licked the counter at chick Fil a this morning. Licked. The. Counter.
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EEEEEW!!!! Well at least you didn't sanitize his tongue, Right?!
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